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Today is: 2002-04-24 - @ 9:24 p.m.
bwtr and dorian

all time - is relative
my boyfriend asked me for a story, so I wrote him one off the top of my head while he was eating nachos. It is exceedingly strange and odd, so I decided to share it with my non existent readers.

FlameSurfer3000: but i cant tipe so tell me a story and i will eat fast

Lilbeauty0: ok

once upon a time

Lilbeauty0: there was a boy with a lip ring

Lilbeauty0: and he loved his lip ring very much

Lilbeauty0: he took care of it

Lilbeauty0: cleaning it

Lilbeauty0: polighing it

Lilbeauty0: polishing

Lilbeauty0: he even named it

Lilbeauty0: he named it dorian

Lilbeauty0: the boy with the tounge ring, who we will call bwtr for short, was walking home one day

Lilbeauty0: when he saw a little old lady about to try to cross the street

Lilbeauty0: now, bwtr was a very nice boy, and as a general rule, helped little old ladies across the street

Lilbeauty0: but today, as he was about to offer the little old lady some help

Lilbeauty0: he felt some tugging around in his mouth

Lilbeauty0: he had no idea what this could be,

Lilbeauty0: but just then

Lilbeauty0: dorian talked

Lilbeauty0: not very loud

Lilbeauty0: but he talked

Lilbeauty0: the voice was a little rusty and harsh

Lilbeauty0: but he talked

Lilbeauty0: and he told bwtr to push the little old lady down

Lilbeauty0: aghast, bwtr left the flabbergasted old lady there

Lilbeauty0: and went off, arguing with his tounge ring

Lilbeauty0: He didn't actualyl say anything to dorian

Lilbeauty0: because that would solidify the faact that his tounge ring really was tlaking

Lilbeauty0: so he tried to ignore it

Lilbeauty0: and he tried to be a good bwtr

Lilbeauty0: but dorian just kept talking

Lilbeauty0: not just telling him to push old ladies down either

Lilbeauty0: but to mess up trash cans and steal little kids bikes too

Lilbeauty0: bwtr was heart broken

Lilbeauty0: and tried to reason with dorian

Lilbeauty0: tried to make hhim see the error of his ways

FlameSurfer3000: i'm finnished love

Lilbeauty0: but dorian just laughed, in his eerie harsh rusty laugh

Lilbeauty0: let me finish my story

FlameSurfer3000: k

Lilbeauty0: "Sure, you think I'm bad, you think I'm worng, you think I am some horriblee something. Well, geuss what? I am only a part of you. I am not separate, and you cannot deny me. I shall always be here."

Lilbeauty0: dorian even challenged bwtr to try and take him out

Lilbeauty0: but he couldn't

Lilbeauty0: he was stuck

Lilbeauty0: so instead, bwtr gave in to the voice, considering it an inevitable thing

Lilbeauty0: he started pushing old ladies over

Lilbeauty0: and messing up trash cans by pushing them over

Lilbeauty0: and even stealing little kids bikes

FlameSurfer3000: Oh no!

Lilbeauty0: bwtr figured if he did this, dorian would stop talking, and let him go back to normal, helping little old ladies across the street

Lilbeauty0: but dorian didn't stop

Lilbeauty0: he just kept on getting louder and louder, and demanding mroe and more horrible thing, armed robbery, assualt, and terrozing even more old ladies

Lilbeauty0: it never stopped

Lilbeauty0: dorian whispered one late night, when bwtr couldn't sleep becuase of his guilt for doing all these atroucious things

Lilbeauty0: dorian even whispered of murder

FlameSurfer3000: Ahhhh!

Lilbeauty0: and as bwtr lay there, letting the harsh rusty, eerie giggle of dorian wash over him, he knew that dorian really was a part of him

Lilbeauty0: so he got up

Lilbeauty0: and he went to his previuosly perfectly orgainizd kitchen

Lilbeauty0: and pulled out the longest steak knife he had

Lilbeauty0: and looked out the window

FlameSurfer3000: Then chopped his tounge off!

FlameSurfer3000: sorry

FlameSurfer3000: tension build up

Lilbeauty0: dorian was fairly cackling with malicous glee, calling for blood as the rain ran down the window pane

FlameSurfer3000: couldnt supess my urges to blurt out

FlameSurfer3000: good story continue

Lilbeauty0: outside the window, there was the little old lady

Lilbeauty0: the very one that bwtr was about to help across the street the first time dorian started talking

Lilbeauty0: dorian was purely estactic with joy nearly wiggling loose from the moorings in bwtr's tounge

Lilbeauty0: demanding her blood, that he give into his true self

Lilbeauty0: that he give into his darkest desire ever

Lilbeauty0: that he plunge the glittering knife into her gentle old lady neck

Lilbeauty0: as he lifted tthe knife over his head

Lilbeauty0: lightning flashed

Lilbeauty0: and dorian saw, for an instant

Lilbeauty0: what he looked like

Lilbeauty0: disheveld hair, bared teeth, bloodthirsty eyes

Lilbeauty0: and he knew it wasn't him

Lilbeauty0: yes, he knew it was part of him

Lilbeauty0: it always would be

Lilbeauty0: but that didn't mean he had to give itno it

Lilbeauty0: he couldn't pretend it didn't exist ethier

Lilbeauty0: nearly crying

Lilbeauty0: bwtr dropped the steak knife on the sidewalk

Lilbeauty0: and helped the old lady across the street

Lilbeauty0: dorian still talks some times

Lilbeauty0: and bwtr sometimes messes up trash cans

Lilbeauty0: but that isn't all he is

Lilbeauty0: so dorian's voice is getting weaker

Lilbeauty0: THE END

Lilbeauty0: fucked up story huh?

FlameSurfer3000: ya

FlameSurfer3000: just a little

Lilbeauty0: sorry

FlameSurfer3000: it's ok, I still love you


all time - is relative

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