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Listening to: *Hummmmrumblerumblerumble* It's my washing machione making contented noises.
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Remembering: Dave's tongue ring.
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bwtr and dorian all time - is relative
my boyfriend asked me for a story, so I wrote him one off the top of my head while he was eating nachos. It is exceedingly strange and odd, so I decided to share it with my non existent readers.
FlameSurfer3000: but i cant tipe so tell me a story and i will eat fast
Lilbeauty0: ok
once upon a time
Lilbeauty0: there was a boy with a lip ring
Lilbeauty0: and he loved his lip ring very much
Lilbeauty0: he took care of it
Lilbeauty0: cleaning it
Lilbeauty0: polighing it
Lilbeauty0: polishing
Lilbeauty0: he even named it
Lilbeauty0: he named it dorian
Lilbeauty0: the boy with the tounge ring, who we will call bwtr for short, was walking home one day
Lilbeauty0: when he saw a little old lady about to try to cross the street
Lilbeauty0: now, bwtr was a very nice boy, and as a general rule, helped little old ladies across the street
Lilbeauty0: but today, as he was about to offer the little old lady some help
Lilbeauty0: he felt some tugging around in his mouth
Lilbeauty0: he had no idea what this could be,
Lilbeauty0: but just then
Lilbeauty0: dorian talked
Lilbeauty0: not very loud
Lilbeauty0: but he talked
Lilbeauty0: the voice was a little rusty and harsh
Lilbeauty0: but he talked
Lilbeauty0: and he told bwtr to push the little old lady down
Lilbeauty0: aghast, bwtr left the flabbergasted old lady there
Lilbeauty0: and went off, arguing with his tounge ring
Lilbeauty0: He didn't actualyl say anything to dorian
Lilbeauty0: because that would solidify the faact that his tounge ring really was tlaking
Lilbeauty0: so he tried to ignore it
Lilbeauty0: and he tried to be a good bwtr
Lilbeauty0: but dorian just kept talking
Lilbeauty0: not just telling him to push old ladies down either
Lilbeauty0: but to mess up trash cans and steal little kids bikes too
Lilbeauty0: bwtr was heart broken
Lilbeauty0: and tried to reason with dorian
Lilbeauty0: tried to make hhim see the error of his ways
FlameSurfer3000: i'm finnished love
Lilbeauty0: but dorian just laughed, in his eerie harsh rusty laugh
Lilbeauty0: let me finish my story
FlameSurfer3000: k
Lilbeauty0: "Sure, you think I'm bad, you think I'm worng, you think I am some horriblee something. Well, geuss what? I am only a part of you. I am not separate, and you cannot deny me. I shall always be here."
Lilbeauty0: dorian even challenged bwtr to try and take him out
Lilbeauty0: but he couldn't
Lilbeauty0: he was stuck
Lilbeauty0: so instead, bwtr gave in to the voice, considering it an inevitable thing
Lilbeauty0: he started pushing old ladies over
Lilbeauty0: and messing up trash cans by pushing them over
Lilbeauty0: and even stealing little kids bikes
FlameSurfer3000: Oh no!
Lilbeauty0: bwtr figured if he did this, dorian would stop talking, and let him go back to normal, helping little old ladies across the street
Lilbeauty0: but dorian didn't stop
Lilbeauty0: he just kept on getting louder and louder, and demanding mroe and more horrible thing, armed robbery, assualt, and terrozing even more old ladies
Lilbeauty0: it never stopped
Lilbeauty0: dorian whispered one late night, when bwtr couldn't sleep becuase of his guilt for doing all these atroucious things
Lilbeauty0: dorian even whispered of murder
FlameSurfer3000: Ahhhh!
Lilbeauty0: and as bwtr lay there, letting the harsh rusty, eerie giggle of dorian wash over him, he knew that dorian really was a part of him
Lilbeauty0: so he got up
Lilbeauty0: and he went to his previuosly perfectly orgainizd kitchen
Lilbeauty0: and pulled out the longest steak knife he had
Lilbeauty0: and looked out the window
FlameSurfer3000: Then chopped his tounge off!
FlameSurfer3000: sorry
FlameSurfer3000: tension build up
Lilbeauty0: dorian was fairly cackling with malicous glee, calling for blood as the rain ran down the window pane
FlameSurfer3000: couldnt supess my urges to blurt out
FlameSurfer3000: good story continue
Lilbeauty0: outside the window, there was the little old lady
Lilbeauty0: the very one that bwtr was about to help across the street the first time dorian started talking
Lilbeauty0: dorian was purely estactic with joy nearly wiggling loose from the moorings in bwtr's tounge
Lilbeauty0: demanding her blood, that he give into his true self
Lilbeauty0: that he give into his darkest desire ever
Lilbeauty0: that he plunge the glittering knife into her gentle old lady neck
Lilbeauty0: as he lifted tthe knife over his head
Lilbeauty0: lightning flashed
Lilbeauty0: and dorian saw, for an instant
Lilbeauty0: what he looked like
Lilbeauty0: disheveld hair, bared teeth, bloodthirsty eyes
Lilbeauty0: and he knew it wasn't him
Lilbeauty0: yes, he knew it was part of him
Lilbeauty0: it always would be
Lilbeauty0: but that didn't mean he had to give itno it
Lilbeauty0: he couldn't pretend it didn't exist ethier
Lilbeauty0: nearly crying
Lilbeauty0: bwtr dropped the steak knife on the sidewalk
Lilbeauty0: and helped the old lady across the street
Lilbeauty0: dorian still talks some times
Lilbeauty0: and bwtr sometimes messes up trash cans
Lilbeauty0: but that isn't all he is
Lilbeauty0: so dorian's voice is getting weaker
Lilbeauty0: THE END
Lilbeauty0: fucked up story huh?
FlameSurfer3000: ya
FlameSurfer3000: just a little
Lilbeauty0: sorry
FlameSurfer3000: it's ok, I still love you
all time - is relative